About me

Hi I’m IB or Graham to the real word.

In a Galaxy far far away I was once an up and comming geek, that was until I fell to darkside and use booze and non logic as my allie.  But I never truly turned to the trendy side. I was never going to be a true geek allow if you call me one I dont get insulted instead I react with “Thanks, and wish you nova was a real car dont you?”.  Also I don’t really care what you think about me.

I enjoy play and watch Rugby, as it is the only sport at which I’m any good at, i’ll never make ulster or Ireland but if try really hard I might make it into Bangor 1st.  I also enjoy watching the Motogp, and I often which I could ride like that.

IB Facts:

1. I love Lynsey (my wife).
2. I have dyslexa and any taking the piss will be block from my life, unless your a close friend or family.
3. I hate people who ask my what is the best website editor to use. If you cant do it by hand get some own can
4. I love to have a few pints after play a game of rugby on a satarday
5. I’ve been know to enjoy a few pints on any day ending in Y
6. Bar-Be-Qing is a member of the food chane and not a style of cooking. If you don’t agree your wrong, so very wrong.
7. Pizza class as more then 5 a-day, also it is solid member of the food chan.
8. I use to chat-up female weightress in Pizza hut to try and get free pizza, It never work
9. I’m funny, but I never mean to be
10. I drink way to much coffee and I dont care as it keeps me awake.
11. I have a GPX 750R motorbike and its my second Love. Even thougth it doesn’t love me much at the minute.
12. I love Star Wars and have always wanted to a Jedi/Sith load
13. I still do
14. I went to university at Bradford in West Yorkshire.
15. I studied Cybernetices and Virtaul Worlds, the local bars and women
16. The women never like being studied
17. I loved working in the uni bars, I was a big flert
18. I realy miss uni and uni life
19. Andrea is one of very few people how can scare the shit out of me with only a look, normally followed but chasing my with a nife
20. Bytey is the biggest geek I’ve meet, to the pioint that if try to beet him with logic he will read up on more logic and come back like rocky
21. Streak has possibly the coolest Tattoo in world.
22. Paddy drinks more than me and also had
23. Just becuase I can code HTML, and some other languages (badly) Doesn’t make me a programmer. I would love to be one though.
24. I heat people who do a goverement back IT course and call them selfs IT professionals. If you didn’t do it form Second level educaiton thought to finishing a degree/master/Doctorit your not an IT Profession and in my eyes never will be
25. If you think you know more about computer than me and you dont I have the right and I will use this right to make a dick out of you
26. I dont care what people think of me. Love me are Hate me I really dont give a…
27. I like dog (the four legged type), but only big dogs, I cant sand small dogs they anoy me
28. I dont read as many tech manauls as I sould.
29. I hate people who are famous for no reason, take Pais Hillton, no talant, but famous because granddad open the worlds most sucessful hotel chain.