Saturday Night

OK Saturday night at about 7.50 a blindfold was put on me, and then a scarf so I really couldn’t see.
I’m standing in my hall and everyone is bussy running round me getting the last minute things. This is going to be the best present ever, A new motorbike??? A new TV??? A trip around the world??? so sort of mega present.
Lynsey guides me out of the house and tells me to stop wagin my arms, I’m safe. Ok so out of the house and down to the taxi, I nearly get in the back and get told to get in the other door. In the car and I start to do the whole working out where I am. Clue was on the tape on the door handle, It could my perant-in-laws car. Then off we go. I still not sure whats going on so I try to judge the way the car turns to get my burrings, and I was prity good at that.
The whole time in the back seats Bytey, Andrea and Lynsey are doing the usual, hope you dont mind getting wet, did you bring the butter, its only involves 3 man, etc, trying to find me up, I’m finding it funny as hell. Try not to curcse as I’m pritty sure of how is driving.
We get to our destination and I’m pritty sure it the rugby club, mostly due to hte pot holes in the ground. Out of the car we get. The taxi parks up and locks the doors, I asked Lynsey why the taxi is parked up and she tells me its a new car that has just pulled up, while walking me round in a square. This was to give the other a chance to get in an sorted out.
In we go, still blindfolder, by this time I’m thinking it could still be a new motor bike, or a tv etc.
Up the stairs, Yep its definetly the rugby club, last few step and through another door and the star wars music kicks in. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?? is my first thought, next thought is Lynsey has got me a life size Darth Vader, or Darth Vader outfit, COOL.
Then the blind fold is wiped off me, everyone shouts supprize at me.
The wounderful amazing sexy wife of mine has only gone a throughen a supprize party for me, with everyon I enjoy spending time with.
It was an imazing night, all my faverate sounds were played, I drank loads and attempted to dance. I use the word dance in the lossest terms possible. At one stage I manged to drop to my knees and bruse the inside of my left knee.
Then there where lightsaber fights with everyone. Even Lynsey fought my and manged to kill me.
It was the best birthday I’ve every had.
Thanks to everyone who came and enjoyed themselfs and a special thanks to Lorain, my mum, Carolin and Mathew for cooking.
THe biggest thanks goes to Lynsey for doing this for me. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

What a weekend

The weekend started on Thursday. I was a bit excited a Bytey and Andrea where arriving about 6ish for a weekend of booze and fun. That was plan A. I got a call from Bytey about 4ish telling my the fight had been cancel and they where book on the next one arriving at 8.45pm.
8.45 roles around we get them from the airport, the weather is shittie, wind and rain. so I pull up the pick up point, find Andrea but weres bytey, OOHH he’s that really skinny guy, it took a second or two to reconize him as he last loads of weight.
We get everyone in the car and off home. back to house it’s cocktails for everyone excpet me, I’m on beer. Vegiterian chilli, catching up and off to bed.
Friday. The weather was to be shittie, so we decied to take them to Belfast and to see ST gorges Market, were we Decivored this stand selling curry sauses. Tasky goodness of the sauces had Bytey reaching for the Android and getting an account and delivery orginze for the suaces. Then we when to the Belfast Wheel.
Now I thought it was good, but both Bytey and Lynsey where TERRRIIIFFFFIIIIEEDD of it. To be fair it is quite high at the top, but its still now were near the size of the London eye. More walking around and a quick dash into forbiden planet for a look. Lynsey got a yoda in you pocket key ring, star wars keyring and yoda candy lightsabler. She knows me so well, food and then home.
I’m confinced that Bytey is part janess as his camera was perminatly attached to his face. Anyawy home for booze and gaming on the XBOX. My bro came round with my b’day present, a really cool statchue of Boba Fett made out of old motorbike engine parts, Even Lynsey thought it was good.
Saturday roles around, Bytey sujest some GoeCaching. I didn’t know what it was, so he explains it to me and then the two of us head out to find this thing.
Bytey get exicted as he finds it, signes the log and updates the webist from his Hero.
He informes me that he needs a piss and is going to public loos. I told him its not realy a good idea as he’s like to get some loving he wouldn’t want, but he takes the risk and servise.
I than sujust going to Rugby Club to watch the end of the 1st game and get a few beers in, he wasn’t up for that and said about getting a carry out and chilling on Guiter hero instead. Was a good plan as it was getting cold.
We get home and I’m informed that I have to be ready and out of the house by 8pm. No Biggy I’m male about 7.50 should be enought time to get ready. Then off Lynsey and Andrea pop to do abit of shopping. they get back about 5.30 or 6ish and then Andera and me pop down to Pickels Piza for Piza goodness and god was it good. Suprizingly I only a beer all afternoon.
7.55 a blind fold is put on me, for must people a few things should have slotted into place by now, 1) Bytey not want to go and get drunk on cheer(er) beer, (2) Andrea going shopping (3) need a blind fold to get the rest of my present, but no.
I’m escorted into a taxi. Than driven round Bangor to get tot he desination. A suprize party. GOD I LOVE MY WIFE. more on the partly later. Needless to say i drunk my fill and then some.
Sunday was a chilling and food at the perents sort of day, we went to the cinima on sunday night to see UP. A good movie but sad in some parts. If you like animation its a good and picks up in the middle of the movie.
Monday a sad day as Bytey and Andrea had to head home. We went for lunch then Starbucks and left them to airport. Turns out there flight was delaied going home.
Dont think its going to be easy to get Bytey over next time.
And there will be a next time.

Tomorrow I’m 30

1 day until I leave my 20’s behind me. Dont care as I still only fell like I’m 18, and to be perfectly honest I’m in better shape then when I was in my early 20’s.
The only thing I’m really really looking forward to is the weekend, starting on Thursday. Bytey and Andrea are comming over to see Lynsay and me.
This will the first time they’ve been over sinces the wedding and this time will be stayign at ours.
The geeking out will do me good, and drinking will be even better. I really cant weight.

Weekend

Saturday was yet another rugby day.
Bangor 3 V Civil Service 2nds. After beting them last year in the cup with Bangor only having 14 men, after one get sent of for punching out 2 of the Civil Service players. I thought it was going to be a tought match.
And I was wrong, it was a white was, in fact it was worse than that.

It Started off with Civil Service trying to play mind games with the pitch, one minute telling us we are on a shittie out of the pitch and then next thing moving to the better of the two pitchs.
They kicked into us and Bangor come out hard and fast. The first 10 minutes where intense, we faught well and wone and lost ball, then after about 15 minutes bangors back broke though Service and where in the frist try, which was converted. 5 minutes later the same thing. It went on like this for most of the first half. Bangor where in control.
Then minutes for the end of the first half I chipped a lost ball (from the lineout) and it when over the head of my oppisite number, bounced right in the hands of Services number 10 who had time to get a drop goal attemp and hit. 1 of 15 wasn’t bad.
going into it half time it was 30 odd to 3.
By this point Civil Service was broken, they had to replace prop because I landed on him badly whe he tackle me and he recked his shoulder.
Bangor then took full control on the running in try after try. Service did fight back on a few occations and on one even looked link scoring, but alis the Bangor defences was to strong and we heel them.
The Subbed prop decided with only 5 minute to go that he had, had enought and walk off the pitch. This guy was about 20 to 25 stone of fat, and was twice the size of our prop he was againts. He said that our prop was lifting him in every scrum, in reality what was happening was he was lifting his left and our prop was just lifting the other.
It was an amazing win.
On a personal note, i had the worst game of the season so far. I was involved in a few things, a few hit one which reminded me I was carrying neck and shoulder mussel injuries. But I was disapointed with my game, I thought it was on the way up after Shorts and Carrick. At least I have this weekend off to try and rest the mussels.
I also heard that Carrick were say we feilded a compination of 1st and 2nd player agains them. Truth of the matter is we didn’t. We just had a team that day and we showed them why we won this league for 2 years in a row and only two teams have betten us in nealy 3 years.
Carrick when your at oru grounds we’ll bet you again and you can piss and mone all you like. This our leauge.

Turning 30

Ok so its about 3 weeks before I turn 30. Lynsey is streessing about getting me a present, she wants to get me something to mark the occasion. Personally I dont see the big deal about it. It just another year, but appearantly turning any age with a 0 at the end is some sort of big deal.
As you can imagine Lynsey was going to get me a new phone, after all I’ve only had my trusty Nokia 6600 for about 4 years or so. But I can of put a dampener on that one, long story.
So now I have been told to come up with some idea’s for a present.
Racking my brains for the last few days I have drawn a complete blank.

Quick update

Ok so it’s been a few weeks since I last bloged.
What have I been upto?

When on my Holiday’s to Lanarote for 10 day of sun, beer and chilling out. And for the first time in nearly 30 years I manage to get a tan with you getting sun burnt. Infact I was amazed that I went brown as my normal Northern Ireland blue skin tone normaly go bright red at the first sign of sun.

Now that I’m back a week and the grind stone is turning it seems like a life time ago.

WTF

Ok. I’m liberal, open minded and generaly think that kids have it though with all the press that hoddies have gotten them in resent years.
But I have just read an artical on the Register (one of my any favour site) and it made me sick to my core. Its about thinks called shag bands, here is the artical.
How the f*&* does a 12 year old girl now some of these things??
Ok I admin most of what youths get up today confuses the f*(& out of me and I have no idea what they are say have the time, but I vagely remember beign that age. I know I didn’t know about half those things, but my interest in girls was starting.
This should be kick in the ass right now. Childhood is short and resonably come to every to soon to everyone.
Normally I wouldn’t call for a website to shut down as I beleive in Freedom of speach but something needs to be done about this site at lest put a F*&^ing age verifier on the site it as simple peace of code.
The reason that this has sicken me is that in a year or so I could have a child and I know that if they where doing things like this I would personally beat the crap out them for being so F&*^ing stupid as to put themself at risk with stupid things like this.

Found my happy place

Ok so I was walking throught the factor floor in work and heard an advertisment for a funfare that is comming to Beflast this weekend.
So how can this ad help me find my happy plcae, is the best fun fare in the world? no. Has the fun fare an special memorys for me, not really. Its jsut that the ad triggered a memory from when I was obout 15 or 16 , and it cheared me up.

Let me set the sean, it 1994 or 95, a young happy IB is at this fun far with a few of his mate from Belfast and my little bro in toe. We are gennerly having a laugh and bit of banter, you know going on ride that spins round and sticks you to the wall, all of sunnden a hand come out and hit you in chest and you cant breath. The innocents of youth.

Anyway at some stage of the night this pettie girl about the same age come up to me and my mates and ask if I want to go out with her mate. I wasn’t the confidnet person I am today so I though she was talking to one of the others, then she ask me again.
Remember we are about 15 or 16 and this was the sort of thing that happen. So I thought it was a cause of doing it for a shy friend. I’m 15 or 16, what was if going to say except “I’d have to see her first” so girl 1 runns off to get her friend, and when she return I was the one about to do a runner.
Her mate send her over because if she had of asked me I would of falt said no, then left.
Ok so the two arrive and I’m in a situation where I’m trying to tell girl 2 there is no way in hell I’m going to go out with her while being polite about it, so I pull out the usual excuse ( well the only one I can use at this stage) like are you sure you 16? you only look about 12. Girl to send her better looking friend over to try to butter me up, I would have said ok. I dont mean to be roude about girl but she was rough.

As this is going on my best mate is telling me I should go with her for the night, go on give it try she might be up for it. Now the same guy how is tell me I sould go with her is also the same guy who will take the piss as soon as she was gone.
I manage to get ride of her in a polite mamer, I remember telling her she looked way to young for me and I wasn’t risking her dad commign round a connor and kicking the shit out me for coping off with is 12 year old daughter. Truth is she was 16 and I know by the way she was trying to confice me to out with her she was.

Any way moments after they left my best mate turn me and start tell me I was harsh, I probably destroyed the girls night, turned her to a lesbian, etc, etc.
Although 5 minutes later he was taking the piss out of me for the fact that I might have considered it.

So the reason this cheered me up. The memory made my laugh when I think back to my teenages years and some of the stupid things I did.
Its amazing how memorys work.

BMW Drivers

As everyone know the Majority of BMW drivers are w*&%ers (with the exclusion of Streak) now i used to think that it only applied to car drivers but I was wrong.

Yesterday I was on my way home and this short f*(kwit on BMW 1200 something or other was at the lights infrount of me. We both took and got past the traffic, then I got past said twat, at this point I was only thinking he was a bit of a prick as he had bought the bike matchign BMW canfus protective gear and helmet that matched the bike. Then as I was going past traffice that was stop he was right my ass. I mean his wheel was a cm from my back one. This is a bit off putting as I had reached a point where i decided that I didn’t want to be in the middle going onto a round about he did. So he blows past me.
Being on a sports bike I pass him on the next streight and then he sits between two cars trying to pass them both, to get passed me again and then he switches lane with only inches to spare.

Then this morning another BMW (online using the in good weather) rider blow past me, after blinding me on a streight that realy is very dangerous. This rider had thought I must show I a c%$t and buy all the BMW gear as well.

If you want to ride motor bikes get a desent one and not a f*&^ing BMW.

getting to work

Today I saw one of the most amazing views as I was coming to work. As I started to go the hill into Belfast, my eyes where meet with a Belfast covered in fog.
Thats not unusual but it was the way the fog had formed that was amazing, the hills behing belfast had no hint of fog and the scrabo hills (form newtownards) were surounded by fog but now on them. I hadn’t encountered any on the way in either.

It was as if someone had pushed the fog from strangford lough and but it over belfast.

Was a really cool to see